Father's Day · MMXXVI

Happy Father's Day,
Poo

Still impossible to keep up with on the court. Today's yours, Dad.

our story
On the court

His game

Chases down every ball, argues every line call, wins more than he should. The man can play.

A+

The serve

First thing anyone mentions after playing him. Still terrifying.

Never tires

Five sets deep and still fresh, then asks if you've eaten.

#1

A regular

At the courts every weekend. Wins, then stays two hours to chat.

Want a game?

Proper scoring: 15, 30, 40, deuce. First to 4 games wins the set.

Mode
Difficulty

Mouse, touch, or ↑ / ↓ to move your racket.

You 0Set · first to 4 gamesMachine 0
Mouse / Touch keysLongest rally: 0
In the market

The POO Index

His other sport. He's been calling the market at the dinner table for as long as I can remember.

$9,841
+1,260% all time
NYSE: DAD

What he's really invested in

FAMFamily
+312%
ACETennis
+204%
BBQWeekend grilling
+88%
NAPSunday naps
+57%
DADDad jokes
+143%

Not financial advice.

Invest in $DAD

Buy a few shares. It's the one position I'd never sell.

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From me to you

You've been my coach, my voice of reason, and the person I want to be. Thank you, Dad.

With all my love, on Father's Day.

One last thing under here. Go on, scratch it.

Happy Father's Day, Poo.